Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Should Nurseries Stop Beating Babies?

The beating of an 18-month of infant in an Ulsan nursery has raised the question of what the minimum age should be to induct children into Korea's bullying culture.

While it has long been accepted that children will be beaten by the parents, school teachers, and later their seniors at university, superiors in the military, elder colleagues in the workplace, and increasingly, their children when elderly and infirm, there is no formal social guideline as to what age these regular beatings should begin, and whether they should be administered by parents or professional child carers who have more experience in not leaving marks and scars.

Some argue that beating babies prepares them for the rigors of Korean life at an age which makes their emergence into society less painful, but others say that early beatings result in later, more serious beatings losing their shock value.

Predictably, liberal progressives who typically form the mentally and physically weakest section of society believe that there should be no beatings at all, in the bizarre and illogical belief that dismantling the inherent nature of Korean society will somehow lead to a better country from the anarchy which follows. However, they fail to suggest what people living in the polluted industrial city of Ulsan should do with their time if they can no longer beat children.

Controversies over the minimum age of beatings have recently led to a series of ugly confrontations as professional child-carers and parents have denied responsibility for administering the beatings, requiring intervention by the authorities to decide who should take the credit.

Police are now investigating the Ulsan case using traditional methods of interrogation to question the parties involved.

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Monday, April 1, 2013

Breaking News: North Korea Offers Unconditional Peace Talks, Unification

In a statement released at 9.30pm Korea Standard Time the North Korean government through its Korean Central News Agency dramatically announced unconditional peace talks with South Korea "with the firm aim of creating a democratically unified nation under the existing structures of the South Korean state without preconditions."

The unexpected statement credited the work of the South's Sunshine Policy and Kaesong Industrial Complex in convincing it to abandon its plan to ultimately develop nuclear weapons that would threaten the declining United States, leaving the way clear to gradually coerce Seoul into unification on the North's terms through the use of increasing nuclear blackmail, tacitly backed by China. "Koreans living in the South are our brothers and we could never harm them." said the statement before adding "let this be a lesson to the world – appeasement and weakness in the face of nuclear threats can convince dictatorships to reform."

The announcement indicates that 50,000 members of the existing leadership in Pyongyang would submit to 'truth and reconciliation' hearings in Seoul, in addition to criminal and United Nations trials where appropriate. Nuclear facilities would continue to be guarded by the Korean People's Army until they could be taken over by South Korean forces, and military experts would stay at their posts to assist the South in reprogramming nuclear missiles for targets in China and Japan.

It is not known why the North has suddenly issued the announcement which represents a historic policy shift and effective surrender at a time when it appeared to be preparing for war against the South and the United States, but the National Intelligence Service said it could be the culmination of a sudden power struggle and that its sources in Pyongyang would normally be expected to provide more information on the background to the decision, if they actually had sources in Pyongyang.

Further updates will be provided as this story develops.

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Psy Drops Plans to Promote Porn Site with New Single

People around the world will not be dancing to the catchy chorus "Eh, Sexy Arab" after Psy dropped a plan to title his new single in honor of a Middle Eastern gay porn site - 'Assarabia' - and changed some of the lyrics.

A spokesman for Psy Co. Holdings said the name 'Assarabia' came from the Korean language word meaning "great joy" and the proper title should be 'assaraVia', an argument somewhat weakened by the fact that the Korean language lacks a V sound as all the Vs have long since been used up in photographs.

While the Ass Arabia site is not available in Korea due to the selfless work of Korean Christians who search extensively for porn in order to normally add it to the government's National Firewall, sites like Xvideo's Big Ass Arabia Porn Sex are still apparently visible.

In 2011, the government warned that a gay infection may be spread through their television sets, and there have been concerns that 'assarabia' may have led to an outbreak of gayness in Korea even though normally Koreans are not gay, unlike foreigners, who have AIDS. Butt the company said it simply decided to change the title as "Ass Arabia" is not easy for non-Korean speakers to pronounce.

Observers believe Psy has struggled with a follow-up to his hugely successful single "Gangnam Style" – which has been watched over 1.44 billion times around the world by people who wished they were Korean. His rise nearly came to a sticky end when it was alleged that at a 2004 anti-American protest he had called for U.S. Soldiers to be killed, although later observers suggested that he might only have been calling for the families of U.S. service personnel to be killed slowly and painfully, not the soldiers themselves.

After the anti-American scare, there were fears that the 'Assarabia' title may have had the potential to cause a backlash in the Middle East, and it is widely understood that you should never be rude to an Arab because

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