Does South Korean Beer Really Taste Worse than North Korean Beer?

Bad taste? Hite Exfeel

South Korean beer makers are furious over a report in the Economist magazine saying that their beers are so bad even North Korea's Taedonggang beer tastes better.

The bizarre criticism of these prominent and generous South Korean advertisers from a magazine for economists may seem strange, but it is apparently based on the so-called 'oligopoly' in the domestic Korean market enjoyed by Hite Beer and OB Brewery. The economists – trying to also portray themselves as beer experts – blamed the bad taste not just on the oligopoly, but also an insufficient volume of malt used in making the beer.

South Korean beer companies have denied the allegations, saying that "Most (South) Korean beers contain more than 70 percent malt." So there is no truth to the allegation made in The Korea Times that at a typical Hite factory tour guides only stress the pristine quality of the region's water and nothing else because barley malt doesn't even have to be used - with the firm preferring to use cheap starch alternatives like rice, corn or potato instead or as little as 10 percent actual malt.

The brewers also point out that Hoegaarden, the Belgian beer that actually tastes like beer, is produced in South Korea under a local license – proving that they can make something pleasant to drink if they want to. However, they say there is no purpose in producing domestic beer of this quality, as statistically over 90% of Korean beers are consumed after the drinker is too drunk to taste anything.

So while some beer drinkers in South Korea do complain about the taste of domestic beer, statistically they are the 10% who have entered a physiological state medical experts refer to as 'sober' - which is, doctors say, when the body's sense of taste and feel returns. Anyone experiencing this distressing condition is advised to drink a bottle of Hite Exfeel immediately, followed by a bottle of Hite Exfeel, continuing until their blood-alcohol levels have returned to normal.

The Economist magazine ignores the fact that South Korean beers are exported around the world to countries which have large ethnic Korean populations who despite inexplicably leaving their homeland, refuse to abandon their diet of kimchi and beer. Yet despite this we are supposed to believe that Cass Fresh only has a rating of 1 out of 100 on ratebeer.com, while Hite is slightly better at 2 out of 100, which are both easily beaten by Taedonggang Beer with 7 out of 100. Meanwhile Hoegaarden scores an improbable 93 out of 100.

As for the oligopoly, this arose due to regulations that only granted a license to produce beer to a company that had the capacity to get the entire country drunk in an evening – calculated at 2.77 million liters or more. This rule was seen as sensible when it was drafted because everyone would be upset if five beers into the evening there was suddenly nothing left to drink but the gas from the car – and then how would drinkers drive home?

The Economist report includes many pieces of misguided information, but the debate it has incited will hopefully lead to richer-tasting beer in South Korea – not that we are implying in stating this that there is anything wrong with South Korean beer as it is, because there isn't.

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Hyundai-Kia Gas Mileage Misunderstanding in America

A legal campaign gathering momentum in the United States over the alleged exaggeration of the MPG (Miles Per Gallon) ratings of Hyundai and Kia cars has exposed a shocking ignorance among Americans of Korean culture despite Psy's recent 'Gangnam Style' educational video.

According to reports, Hyundai-Kia has found itself in trouble for overstating the gas mileage for its North American models by as little as 3 percent, and typically the anti-corporate and therefore anti-Korean newspaper 'the hankyoreh' has called for Hyundai-Kia cars in this country to be audited too, possibly also demonstrating its pro-Scientology leanings.

But it is clear to any right-minded individual that there is no need to audit the cars because the distances estimated for fuel economy are actually correct in Korea, but for natural reasons they do differ slightly in a far-away place such as America; Einstein's theory of relativity dictates that measurements are relative to the velocities of observers. The observation of different miles per gallon being achieved is caused by the expansion of the universe from its point of origin, which is in Korea. Expansion is accelerating the further away from Korea one gets due to the phenomenon known as 'dark energy', a mysterious force that will eventually rip the very fabric of the universe outside Korea apart, probably starting with Africa.

What this stretching of spacetime means in practice is that a Korean car rated at achieving 40mpg in Korea will actually only attain around 39.5mpg in a place far away from Korea such as America. But crucially, it would still be obtaining 40mpg if the car were closer to the center of the universe in Korea. However, the stretching of spacetime also means it is taking Americans longer to realize this fact, as it takes impulses transmitted by the neurons in their big heads longer to reach their destinations.

The slight differences in fuel economy also highlight the issue of the so-called 'mock driving conditions' under which the estimates are drawn up. In America, cars typically slow down when gridlocked which leads to lower fuel efficiency. But on Korean roads drivers will typically take to the sidewalks when encountering such conditions, or find some other non-conventional means of maintaining their speed.

The solution is clearly for American drivers to adopt the superior driving approach of Koreans, rather than trying to find excuses to complain about superior Korean products they don't understand.

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Korean Government to Make Raping Your Wife Illegal

In another attack on the family, a government increasingly dismissive of tradition is seeking to prohibit unwanted sex between married couples, or so-called 'rape'. Typically, the proposal comes from the liberal Ministry of 'Gender Equality' and Family, as part of a policy program for 2013-2017, which means raping your wife may be made illegal within five years.

'Marital rape' is non-consensual sex in which the perpetrator is the victim's spouse, and while most people are still unfamiliar with the concept, the topic was first raised in Korea as long ago as the middle of the 2000s.

Prior to this, The Supreme Court's panel of male judges ruled in 1970 that spousal rape cannot be constituted as abuse, and that even physical violence and threats by a husband against his wife were not admissible in a court, partly because they were normal so arresting everyone guilty of it would have left the country undefended, and partly because of the judges' fear their wives would immediately file charges against them.

However, shockingly in 2009 a court in the marital-rape capital of Korea, Busan, recognized the act as illegal, making it almost inevitable that the Supreme Court in the more developed city of Seoul would have to follow suit, although it hasn't been without some resistance. "There has been opposition to the proposal from lawyers who rape their wives, but there is a need for serious discussion on the issue", according to a ministry source – 54-year-old Kim, a woman.

"Even among married couples, people have a right to choose", the ministry official added, clearly failing to understand the entire basis of marriage.

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Ahn Cheol-soo Rumored to be Considering 2017 Presidential Campaign After Withdrawal

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Ahn Cheol-soo, the anti-virus software entrepreneur-turned-professor-turned-non-politician, is rumored to be considering a run for president in 2017, according to sources. Recent surveys show that Ahn would hypothetically beat Park Geun-hye - the incumbent candidate who is expected to seek to stay in power whether or not the constitution allows her to - if he decided to stand.

Earlier this evening, Ahn withdrew from the 2012 campaign having campaigned on a platform of 'new politics' and then failed to come to an agreement with fellow left-wing candidate Moon Jae-in, despite weeks of meetings, which encompassed a huge number of issues including the type of surveys, pens and televisions that should be used in deciding which of them would be the unified candidate to stand against the right's Park Geun-hye.

The so-called 'new politics of old indecisions' eventually became so frustrating after a televised debate earlier this week that a campaign was launched to choose the moderator of the debate rather than either candidate, and one supporter committed suicide this morning in the hope candidates would respect his dying wish for their negotiations to reach a conclusion. Ahn's withdrawal now leaves the election as a straight fight between Park and Moon, with the moderator as a possible third candidate.

Ahn, whose one clear campaign pledge was to refused to join any Moon government, said it was too early to decide on running for president in 2017, but that he would probably write a book about it before making a decision. It is not clear if Ahn's platform can still be one of 'new politics' in five year's time, or whether he will have to change it to 'old politics'.

Shares in AhnLab, the company Ahn founded in 1995, are expected to fall heavily when the financial markets open on Monday morning.

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Mixed Race Children with Speech Deficiencies to Plague Korea

South Korea is facing a tsunami of bad blood with the number of children born to multicultural families rising fast amid the country's chronically low birthrate. Statistics Korea on Wednesday said these bloody foreigners accounted for 4.7 percent of all newborns in the country – a shocking one in 20 – up a massive 0.4 percentage points from a year earlier.

The out of control rise brings concerns since social conditions tend to be unfavorable to multicultural children – especially at school because of the bullying – and yet they insensitively still insist on being born.

According to the Ministry of Health and Welfare, 18.6 percent of two-year-olds with multicultural non-pure-blooded backgrounds develop language skills more than six months later than their counterparts who parents are rightly both Korean. The figure soars to an unbelievable 67.2 percent among six-year-olds, with 18 percent of them suffering a full-blown speech deficiency. But the Ministry doesn't have an answer as to what to do about these speech defects among these defective multicultural children.

"The number of multicultural families will continue to grow," warned 56-year-old Professor Kim of Seoul International University. "Unless the situation improves, it will highly likely cause conflict in society."

Experts at the Korean Association for Terrorism Studies have previously warned that the children of multicultural marriages are potential terrorists who are going to bomb innocent peace-loving Koreans into submission in an attempt to turn Korea into a multicultural state with so-called 'multicultural law', and because foreigners spread AIDS the increasing number of multicultural children living in Korea is likely to start posing a serious health risk to the law-abiding majority of the population.

Typically, liberals who spend their time unproductively trying to help conflict-causing multicultural families said that the terrorist-rearing parents of children with speech deficiencies need more understanding from society and academics rather than scaremongering and innuendo, but this has been widely dismissed as clearly what is needed are ways of identifying multicultural children with speech defects so they can be placed in the mental health system. Meanwhile, citizens are being warned to be on the lookout for multicultural families.

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First Episode of South Korea Park Animated Comedy Causes Outrage

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A new animated comedy series – South Korea Park – has caused outrage after it depicted a satirical scene showing the main character 'Park', who bears a strong resemblance to right-wing presidential candidate Park Geun-hye, giving birth to a baby wearing sunglasses and with features resembling Ms. Park's father - the popular dictator General President Park Chung-hee - who was assassinated in 1979.

In an attempted media coup, officials from Park's ruling Saenuri Party, which traces it roots back to the Democratic Republican Party - formed in 1963 in an attempt to legitimize her father's military leadership - said the scene was an attempted character assassination and that they are considering legal action. However, the artist who drew it said that the work was a satirical criticism to warn against authoritarianism, which he slanderously claims is a bad thing, stating that "Park's supporters tend to blindly worship her as if she is a goddess... but that's not the way voters in a democratic society should support a politician."

One of Park's lieutenants criticized the artist's statement, saying he had not only failed to understand the very principles on which the party and modern Korea was founded, but that he was trying to suppress debate into the country's future by attempting to portray democracy as somehow being an inherent aspect of South Korean politics and society, rather than just a phase in the country's development. Earlier this year, Park said her father's military coup d'état had been "the inevitable and best possible choice" for the nation, which at the time was beset by liberal protests that made governing the weak democracy difficult.

There is also anger about the birth scene because Ms. Park never married and does not have any children, with some Christians saying it would be impossible for her to be delivering a baby unless she were giving birth to Korea's savior, but as Korea's savior – Park Chung-hee – has already been born, he can not be depicted as being born again.

When the issue of Ms. Park not marrying came up in the election, she said she was "married" to the country, angering some on the left who claimed the country had already divorced her family once and therefore the marriage was no longer in effect, but they have been unable to provide any divorce papers as proof of this.

The left have also been angered though by another character in South Korea Park called 'Ahn', who they say bears a striking resemblance to Ahn Cheol-soo, the presumptuous populist presidential candidate. In the first episode of South Korea Park, Ahn was depicted as saying a lot but never clearly enough to be understood, and although he was promoted as a regular character, he was killed after ten minutes to cries of "Oh my God they killed Ahn!", after which he was eaten by rats, widely seen as a reference to Lee Myung-bak. Ahn's supporters are now demanding he be brought back for the second episode of the show.

South Korea Park is intended to replace the long-running sitcom 'The Blue House', which is expected to end after Japanese actor Tsukiyama Akihiro announced he was unexpectedly stepping down from his starring role earlier next year.

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Moon, Ahn to Hold TV Debate Tonight

Democratic United Party candidate Moon Jae-in and independent contender Ahn Cheol-soo have agreed to a TV debate which will take place later this evening.

The two potential candidates of the left and proponents of 'new politics' have been locked in months of deadlock and an increasingly ill-tempered battle with each other over a range of issues, though they haven't really elaborated on what they are. The TV debate, which will be televised, centers around which brand to buy for their respective campaign offices, with Ahn said to be favoring LG and Moon believed to prefer Samsung. However, neither candidate has publicly stated their position on LCD versus plasma, and audiences are expected to watch in record numbers to clarify the issue, which has hung over both camps for months.

Political analysts say it is likely that an opinion poll will be conducted after the TV debate to decide who should run against the ruling Saenuri Party's Park Geun-hye, the daughter of Park Chung-hee, the strong and successful leader who reluctantly came to power in a 1961 coup to rescue the Korean people from a series of weak democratic leaders.

Park plans to hold a televised talk program with herself alone on Friday, which despite her gender is expected to highlight her inherited strength, clarity of spirit and vision. The expected lack of debate during Park's broadcast is likely to show the nature of the authoritarian and repressive state she wishes to return to, a popular platform among the older generation who experienced her father's rule, which is widely regarded as having been largely benevolent and generally tax-free, for those who knew the right people.

Typically, the ultra left-wing Dokkyoreh newspaper has tried to claim that the bitter fued between Ahn and Moon shows the fundamental solidarity of the left because they are arguing like a married couple, but most sensible voters will reject this and rightly ask why unsensible voters have the right to vote to begin with. With mental health problems on the rise in South Korea, Park has been urged to provide more funding for research into the issue when she becomes President, with the OECD calling for reform within the country.

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Human Rights Commission Asked to Investigate Ahn Deadline

The National Human Rights Commission (NHRC) is being asked to investigate whether the November 26th deadline to decide a unified left-wing candidate which is being imposed on Ahn Cheol-soo breaches the human rights of Korea's most famous procrastinator.

Ahn is believed to want to put off a decision about December's election until either next year or even the next election. "It's much easier to decide to run for office once you've had the chance to see how it might have turned out" said 60-year-old Professor Kim, from Seoul International University, where Ahn used to teach Computer Science students about what he would do if he were President.

Supporters of Ahn say that the November 26th deadline for candidates to register for the presidential election breaches Articles 4 and 5 of the United Nations' Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR), which legal opinion in recent years has suggested applies to the Korean Universe as well as that other one with all the aliens. Article 4 states that no one shall be held in slavery or servitude, whether - they argue - it be to a deadline or some other external force, and Article 5 states that no one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment. Professor Kim believes there is a strong legal case to support the argument that asking Ahn to make a decision would be classed as torture in his case.

But arguing a case under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights could create a dangerous precedent, as some legal experts also believe that, if elected, all the candidates for president will breach Article 21(3) of the UDHR, which states that the will of the people shall be the basis of the authority of the government.

Ahn says he is committed to practising a new style of politics in South Korea, if he can solve months of deadlock and acrimony with Moon Jae-in, the main opposition DUP candidate before Ahn ended months of indecision and finally almost-certainly announced his independent candidacy. But with the deadline looming and insults flying between the two proponents of 'new politics', it is believed there can only be two possible outcomes for Ahn unless a last-minute legal case to delay the decision is filed – that Ahn will be chosen as the main opposition candidate over Moon, or that Moon will be chosen forcing Ahn to stand as an independent candidate anyway, citing his popular support.

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Bus Companies to Force People to take Taxis in Strike Against Taxis

Bus companies across the country are threatening to suspend operations from today or tomorrow and even launch an indefinite strike if a bill passes recognizing taxis as a form of public transport. Members of both the ruling and opposition parties have pushed to pass the bill in a desperate attempt to win votes from the nation's taxi drivers in the presidential election despite opposition from government ministers, traffic experts, traffic police, bus operators, airline pilots, other car drivers and anyone who has ever ridden or flown in a taxi.

The companies are threatening that all buses could be taken off the road on Thursday if the Legislation and Judiciary Committee passes the bill on Wednesday, but some companies say they may begin suspending operations as soon as this morning. This will then be followed by an indefinite strike if the act is passed at a plenary session of the National Assembly which is scheduled to be held on Friday and Saturday.

Recognizing taxis as a method of public transportation would increase state subsidies to taxi companies and allow taxi drivers to use bus lanes. Bus companies say that funding taxis through taxes represents unacceptable state interference in the operation of the free market, and they demand that the money be used to increase existing state subsidies in bus companies.

However, complaints also concern the proposed use of bus lanes for taxis. Bus drivers from Korea's second-class city of Busan, which only last week held its 5th annual International Road and Sidewalk Accident Deaths Festival, said putting taxis in bus lanes would slow them down. But some bus drivers welcomed the development, saying it would make it easier for them to rear-end taxis; currently they normally have to suddenly switch lanes at speed to hit taxi drivers and this can be difficult in traffic.

Other voices have spoken up in support of the bus drivers. 68-year-old Kim, head of the taxi drivers' union, said his members supported the right of their brothers in the bus companies to strike indefinitely, even though he acknowledged this would place an extra burden on taxi drivers including the mathematical overhead of calculating fares above the official meter reading wherever possible.

Some bus drivers said they would spend tomorrow attending rallies and sit-down protests, but many said they were interested in spending the day driving a taxi from one of Korea's many one-day-hire no-questions-asked taxi companies which are typically favored by those with serious criminal records and striking bus drivers.

The bus companies are hoping that protesting against taxis by forcing people to take them will raise public awareness of their campaign while placing pressure on the nation's taxi companies.

If the indefinite nationwide bus strike goes ahead, several major hospitals have already said they may have to reduce the number of doctors and nurses they employ due to a large expected drop in blunt-force trauma injuries.

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Ahn Says No to Internet Explorer in Korean Election

The famously indecisive candidate for South Korean president, Ahn Cheol-soo, who is running as an independent because he couldn't choose a party, has shocked the country by making an actual election pledge, which has now been discovered several weeks into the campaign on page 402 of a 439-page book.

The apparent promise concerns the important issue of the Microsoft Internet Explorer web-browser, version 6 of which forms the basis of nearly every financial transaction that takes place in the country. This in turns precludes the use of any other browser or operating system, although Microsoft Windows has a considerable cost advantage over Apple's Mac OS, as it is unofficially available for free from most independent computer dealers and your friend's cousin. In the manifesto, Ahn says that if elected he will wipe out government regulation that effectively makes Koreans use Internet Explorer 6 ('IE6').

Korea has often been criticized overseas for its reliance on Internet Explorer, but most foreigners are not aware that the situation arose – like most situations in the world today - due to the self-righteous arrogance, ignorance and utter paranoia of Americans. In the 1990s, the U.S. imposed export restrictions on cryptographic systems which sought to 'prevent the export of 128-bit encryption outside the God-loving land of the free'. Officially this was to stop 128-bit sequences of characters typically used for e-commerce transactions via SSL certificates falling into the hands of terrorists, instead limiting them to 64-bit sequences which could easily be monitored by American intelligence agencies. But unofficially it was hoped it would protect Amazon, eBay and other Internet start-ups of the era from foreign competition, on the basis that nobody would want to order from a foreign company with bad security.

However, the South Korean government of the day shocked Washington by instead announcing the SEED program – under which it would develop its own 128-bit encryption standard for secure transactions based on ActiveX, an innovative Microsoft technology which allowed anyone on the Internet to run executable files on your computer that could do anything they wanted, but which was backed by the knowledge that computer programmers are trustworthy individuals who would never misuse such power. Under SEED, users had to supply a digital certificate, protected by a personal password (normally 'kim' followed by the month and date the person was born on) for any online transaction.

A year later, politicians in Washington realized they had pushed Korea and other countries into designing encryption systems where the only 'backdoors' – or master keys which enabled government snooping – were available to local governments, not to that of the United States, and they removed the export restrictions on 128-bit encryption, but by this time it was too late – Korea had standardized on its ActiveX-based system and the Korean government had also discovered it liked having the ability to secretly access details of every financial transaction its citizens made.

Seeking to thwart the rise of Korean e-commerce, an under-pressure Microsoft then made the the use of ActiveX in its browsers extremely difficult, but once again Koreans were one step ahead of the Americans, as they simply stopped upgrading their browsers and operating systems, leaving most of the country on Internet Explorer 6 and the same copy of Windows XP Professional for several years.

Theoretically the decade-long SEED-mandated ActiveX monopoly ended in 2010, but in reality ActiveX and therefore Internet Explorer is still required because the government approvals process for alternatives is so rigorous it only permits alternate browsers that have the words "Internet" and "Explorer" in their title, and 'backdoors' for government access.

Ahn now says that ActiveX has "led to international isolation of Korean IT" and "inconvenience for users", and that as President he would support the development of alternative technologies, but a spokeswoman for Ahn Lab – the anti-virus software company Ahn built on the back of Korea's bad Internet security – said it wouldn't be involved in the initiative. Analysts expect any move away from Internet Explorer to be bad for Ahn Lab – as their software is tied into the Korean IT ecosystem and without the need for Korean-specific security computer users might choose internationally popular anti-virus products with better ratings.

In recent weeks Ahn's independent but left-leaning campaign has become bogged down in a three-way race between Ahn, Moon Jae-in of the left-wing Democratic United Party, and the Saenuri Party's Park Geun-hye - the supportive daughter of Korea's last military dictator, who lies somewhat to the right of the other two candidates. While the idea of voting for Ahn to get rid of Ahn's software may seem like a last desperate act by a candidate wanting to pull ahead of his rival, political commentators believe that the proposition is likely to be a seductive one to millions of Korea's young and frustrated Internet users. Moon Jae-in has called for discussions with Ahn to decide on a unified candidate, but Ahn was indecisive, saying they may need more time before the matter can be discussed.

In a two-way race between left and right Ahn is expected to win by a landslide, not so much because of a fundamental political shift to the left in Korea, but more because in recent years many Koreans have become deeply indecisive and uncertain of their purpose in life, and would like to vote for a candidate who represents the same ideals.

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South Korea to Develop 'Small-Sized Tactical Vehicle'

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One of the main U.S. fighting vehicles is the Humvee – a highly capable four-wheel drive semi-armored truck developed by AM General. The vehicle, which transports troops on the battlefield while protecting them from bullets, took over the role of the Jeep, which became famous during the Korean War.

The Korean Ministry of Defense has now announced through the Defense Acquisition Program Administration (DAPA) that it is to develop a small-sized next generation tactical vehicle in conjunction with Kia Motors. A DAPA spokesman – 46-year-old Kim - was quick to point out that the 'Small-Sized Tactical Vehicle' (SSTV) would not be a close copy of the Humvee or in any way infringe on AM General's intellectual property. "This will carry a Kia badge," explained Kim "and it will be a next-generation vehicle, whereas the Humvee is last-generation." Sources say the SSTV is likely to also feature an exciting new front grill design in contrast to the Humvee's plain vertical-slat arrangement, in addition to slightly sharper corners, and it will run the Android operating system.

The formal name of the SSTV has yet to be decided, but DARPA said it may be called the Korean Highly Mobile Military-Vehicle, or KHMM-V.

The SSTV will be Korea's second attempt to produce a multi-purpose small tactical vehicle in Korea after the Hyundai Accent, which has seen extensive combat experience on the streets of Seoul. Kia plans to develop it to meet the pressing needs of the modern military, such as fight commanding, armored reconnaissance patrols, close maintenance support, artillery observation, and cigarette and whore runs.

DAPA has said it will spend 21.6 billion won ($19.8 million) developing the vehicle, but this has led to criticism from some who say that a Humvee costs just $70,000 in comparison, and it would therefore be so much cheaper to buy the latter that the military could even afford to buy 282 AM General Humvees for the price of the Kia SSTV. However, DARPA pointed out that a direct comparison can't be made because the Humvee doesn't incorporate digital multimedia broadcasting (DMB) technology to enable soldiers to watch TV while they are driving.

But the controversy over the cost of the SSTV is likely to intensify after the U.S. Army announced a competition to replace its 18,500 Humvees starting in 2015 with a 'Joint Light Tactical Vehicle' (JLTV), which it is believed will also incorporate DMB-TV technology. Critics say the Korean military should wait and buy the JLTV when it is developed, or even buy the U.S. Military's humvees from it when they are replaced at heavily discounted prices, and then fit DMB-TVs to them as an add-on - which would be cheaper.

DAPA is unmoved by the attacks though, suggesting that two versions of the SSTV may eventually be built at a cost of 45 billion won – bulletproof and non-bulletproof, which will be assigned to soldiers based on age and family connections.

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Foreigners Who Have AIDS Should Get Tested Urges KFAP

It is a well-known fact that many foreigners in Korea have AIDS due to their lack of pure blood and morality, but now the Korean Federation for AIDS Prevention (KFAP) has launched a major campaign aimed at convincing foreigners to stop spreading this foreign disease.

KFAP have launched a new website under the the KHAP (Korea Federation for HIV/AIDS Prevention) banner at www.khap.org, which seeks to prevent HIV/AIDS by advertising free HIV testing services for foreigners while providing information in a variety of languages – though not Korean of course as Koreans don’t get AIDS unless they mix with foreigners.

The group's '2012 HIV Relief Campaign' which is available at www.hivcheck.org also promotes accurate information on AIDS and the importance of early diagnosis and periodic treatment for foreigners, usually in their own countries after they are deported for failing their compulsory employment-related medicals.

Brochures in a total of six foreign languages are available on the KFAP site, representing the languages of all of the usual AIDS suspects – English, Chinese, Mongolians, Vietnamese, Thai, Pilipinos and Indonesians. KFAP has also opened two offices, one in the increasingly multicultural city of Seoul, and the other in Ansan near the U.S. Camp Humphreys military base, where American soldiers are trained to spread AIDS in Korea and kill Korean children. Ansan is also the temporary home of many Chinese migrant workers, who some have linked to the mysterious disappearance of over 100 local women.

A source close to KFAP said that the group wants to help foreigners overcome the negative stereotype that they all have AIDS by proving that they don't, once a day. Currently foreign English teachers, many of whom have been said to be rapists and pedophiles in their own countries, are required to submit to AIDS testing once a year, but there is evidence that many of them are having sex more than this. The number of rapes in Korea is believed to be rising rapidly, though many go unreported.

KFAP is trying to address the problem of promiscuous foreigners with its 'one free condom' drive, which encourages them to only have sex once between AIDS tests, and it is understood that the ‘HIV Relief Campaign’ will try to extend a successful initiative from last year to foreigners, in which Koreans were advised to masturbate to prevent AIDS.

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Elephant Can Speak Korean, Why Can't Foreigners?

An Asian elephant at a zoo in South Korea has learned to speak Korean, raising questions about why foreigners who also have big noses struggle so much with the world’s most scientific language.

The elephant – who is called Koshik – is capable of saying "hello", "good", "no", "sit down", "lie down", "how much?", "kimchi", "bibimbap" and "Dokdo" by using his trunk to do the work of his lips, a skill foreigners have yet to master.

After studying the phenomenon, 58-year-old Professor Kim of Seoul International University has discovered – in original research not previously published in non-Korean journals and not done by his research assistants – that elephants have bigger brains than foreigners. This may also explain why these comparatively small-brained foreigners appear to struggle to understand Korean, as well as why Korea's unique culture means they are wrong in any given discussion. Previously, the suspicion had fallen on their impure blood.

Scientists have speculated that Koshik achieved his ability in the Korean language after he was deliberately isolated from other elephants at the age of 5 following his refusal to point to Dokdo with his trunk on a map of the East Sea to entertain visitors at the Everland Zoo. The isolation lasted from 1995 to 2002. Attempts have been made to isolate foreign English teachers at remote schools in Korea, but they usually mysteriously disappear long before the seven-year period Koshik was kept separated from his species.

As far as the scientists can tell, Koshik does not actually understand exactly what he says, indicating a mastery of the Korean language usually reserved for the over-50s.

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Korean Film Sweeps Korean Film Awards

The Korean film "Masquerade", which tells the tale of a commoner who is a look-alike to a king, has left the inferior foreign film industry in shock by winning a clean sweep in the internationally prestigious 49th Daejong Film Awards.

Nominated in 17 categories, it won all of them – Best Film, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, Best Screenplay, Best Korean Film, Best Costume Design, Best Art Design, Best Film Ever, Best Music, Best Sound Effects, Best International Marketing Opportunity, Best Lighting, Best Production, Best Cinematography, Best Visual Effects, and Best Film Not About Disabled Korean Students Being Raped.

The awards come despite attempts by unscrupulous Tokyo-based movie critics to suggest it was based in part on an obscure and largely forgotten Japanese film called Kagemusha, willfully ignoring the fact that the little-seen Kagemusha was set in the 16th century whereas Masquerade was set in the 17th century, and the low-class commoner in Kagemusha impersonated a warlord whereas in Masquerade the low-class commoner impersonates a king, which is completely different.

Industry insiders suggest that Masquerade could even have won more awards – but as it was set in the 17th century women who appeared in the movie were ineligible to be nominated for any kind of recognition, with the Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress categories instead being awarded elsewhere.

However, speculation rose today that the chairman of the Daejong screening committee was unhappy with the landslide victory for Masquerade, as he left in the middle of the ceremony. This year a new voting process has been created which adds 54 ordinary citizens to the professional judges. It was meant to encourage diversity, but insiders have admitted the experience indicates that 54 ordinary movie-goers are statistically not enough to find multiple opinions after they have been told what to think by the media.

Privately though, there is still widespread relief in the industry that Masquerade's crushing victory succeeded in crowding-out the other potential award-winner 'Dogani' - a terrifying film based on the real-life story of a school where officials repeatedly raped hearing-impaired students. Award success for 'Dogani' had threatened to force the production companies into making other socially-aware and factually accurate films which might have even threatened to bring practices within the industry under scrutiny.

Responding to the brewing controversy, Won Dong-yeon, the chief of Realise Pictures, producer of "Masquerade,wrote "I just wish that all the hard work by our staff and actors who did their best for 'Masquerade' should not be paled into insignificance for whatever reason."

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