Foreigners' Naked Picnic Outrage |
The 3,000 square meter Jeju Loveland Secret Theme Park is just a five-minute walk from Jeju's only subway station. According to officials, it opened on May 21 this year - definitely not in 2004 - and residents are shocked that it has quickly become an area where foreigners seem prepared to flaunt their dubious sexual immorality so openly. One group of foreigners were even seen sitting around a table in the park eating a picnic, apparently completely naked.
The adults-only park, which is aimed at Koreans not foreigners, features hands-on exhibits such as a 'masturbation cycle', a nude art gallery, a sex culture exhibition hall, and an animal farm catering to the tastes of people from the countryside.
A walking path takes unwilling visitors past large sculptures of foreigners' genitals and unnatural mixed-race sex acts between bears and monkeys. Critics say that sculptures should only depict wholesome relationships such as bears with bears or monkeys with monkeys.
Koreans are shocked by the behavior of the foreigners. "It's surprising" said 24 year-old Kim, trying to lie to hide her outrage, "but it was quite educational", disturbingly demonstrating how the park is also contravening Korea's laws on the sexual education of women.
A reporter was dispatched to the island to interview the foreigners, but they refused to speak. However, investigative research revealed that one of the foreigners is believed to be called Leonardo, suggesting he isn't even English. Despite this it seems almost certain he is in Korea teaching English, meaning he is guilty of fraud as well as being a sexual predator who obviously came to our country to corrupt the morals of weak-minded Korean women, who need to be protected from such foreign criminals.
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